I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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