Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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