He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
