I bet he comes in French.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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