This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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