just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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