Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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