So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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