dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
