I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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