idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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