...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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