No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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