I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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