i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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