We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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