you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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