I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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