I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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