he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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