Is it normal to miss your booty call?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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