Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
