I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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