Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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