He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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