weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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