he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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