"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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