They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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