And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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