one two three fourrrrnication!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
that is very illegal...i love you.
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