my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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