I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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