Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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