alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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