Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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