so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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