Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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