Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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