it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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