Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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