i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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