so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
