What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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