It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
