when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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