His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Randomize
