we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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