Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Even my vagina gasped.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
