Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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