I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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