wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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