I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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