I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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